Black ascolour Staple T
 
Front: Inadequates effigy on left breast in "fancy" silver ink.
 
Back: Inadequates Coat of Arms featuring ear-trumpet escutcheon in "fancy" silver ink.
 
Note: "fancy" silver ink is $1 extra - perfect for CEO's, CFO's, boardroom meetings, and anyone that isn't a struggling musician.
 
(Pictured supermodels are absolutely killing it wearing size M)