White ascolour Staple T
 
Front: Inadequates effigy on left breast in black ink.
 
Back: Inadequates Coat of Arms featuring ear-trumpet escutcheon in black ink.
 
Note: The white T-shirts are $1 cheaper - perfect for struggling musicians, unemployed persons (same thing lol), and frugal living enjoyers.
 
(Pictured supermodels are absolutely killing it wearing size M)